The adult version of "Head, shoulders, knees, and toes," is "Wallet, glasses, keys, and phone."

Made of 100% durable cotton canvas, with a black YKK zipper.
7.5" wide by 6" tall

'Until you have a dog, you do not understand what could actually be eaten.'

Made of 100% durable cotton canvas, with a black YKK zipper.
7.5" wide by 6" tall

'Wine doesn't have the calorie count on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.'