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Pouch - Adult Version Wallet
The adult version of "Head, shoulders, knees, and toes," is "Wallet, glasses, keys, and phone."
Made of 100% durable cotton canvas, with a black YKK zipper.
7.5" wide by 6" tall
$19.99
Pouch - Be Eaten
'Until you have a dog, you do not understand what could actually be eaten.'
Made of 100% durable cotton canvas, with a black YKK zipper.
7.5" wide by 6" tall
$19.99
Wine Glass - Wine Calories
'Wine doesn't have the calorie count on the label. So I'm going to take that to mean it doesn't have any.'
$19.99